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[30 Aug 2006|02:48am]

i didn't die


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do this! do this! [02 Apr 2006|07:54am]

i stole this from emma bemma, but you should do it for me too cause i wanna knoooooooooooooow!

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[11 Feb 2006|12:27am]
[ mood | excited ]



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[20 Nov 2005|02:44pm]
[ mood | content ]

the rumors are true.

i'm another year older.

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Google "[your name] needs" and post what follows [11 Oct 2005|12:03am]
[ mood | like, an elephant? ]

Maggie needs an alibi

Maggie needs to teach ethics

Maggie needs a home

Maggie needs to be near mom

Maggie needs your prayers

Maggie needs companionship of another elephant

Maggie needs a good ass kicking

Maggie needs some humor in her life

Maggie needs to get out of her trailer more often

Maggie needs a treadmill

Maggie needs to see a SHRINK!!!!!!!

well now wasn't that a fun game?

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[01 Sep 2005|02:34pm]
[ mood | blah ]

school is retarded.

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summer... gone [29 Aug 2005|10:59am]
[ mood | irritated ]

so the dreaded day has arrived...
school has started...
summer is over...

my first class was alright, i spose - but i was the only one who wasn't a senior and my lack of knowledge scares the shit out of me.

its been nice seeing everyone again. most everyone... there are a few i could do without - but we all know thats just because "i'm just jealous" as kaitlyn would say. i really don't know whats been wrong with me recently...

maybe its because i know something that i shouldn't

but these guys make me happy and keep me entertained for hours their names are

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and humperdinck
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they are best friends, and live in a pineapple under the sea with magic bubbles and green rocks and lovely plants. they are probably the only thing that can make me smile today.

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just a glimps at the greatest summer ever. [12 Aug 2005|12:29pm]
[ mood | hurting ]

1 broken ankle
2 blind eyes
1 cyst located on ear drumb
4 wisdom teeth removed
1 almost dislocated shoulder
1 thrown out back


i broke a bone in my ankle skateboarding at the beginning of summer. got to wear a boot that made me look like darth vadar for about a month before switching over to a smaller funny looking lace up boot that i get to wear for 3 months

i burnt the corneas of my eyes while at home a couple weeks ago due to some cleaning solution. one of the scariest moments of your life happens when you have your head between your knees, open your eyes, and can't see your feet. everything was white for about 3 hours, until the doc at the hospital could finally see me and poke around with probes and black lights

while recovering from that, i developed a sweet ear infection. i went to the doctor just expecting him to give me a prescription for antibiotics and ear drops - but instead left with a date for surgery to remove a cyst that is growing on my ear drum (this is in addition to the infection)

the least fun i've had in a while was getting all for of my wisdom teeth removed. i look like an effing chipmunk

and last night i got in a car accident. patrick and i were heading back from an evening at starbucks when a car pulled out in front of us. we t-boned them going about 45 MPH. i was holding a cup of water which was splashed up into my face. after we stopped - i couldn't breath. i felt something wet dripping down my face. i felt no pain. i thought my head had hit the windshield, and that blood was falling out of my skull. since there was no pain - i thought i was dead. patrick kept asking if i was ok but i found no point in answering. because i was dead of course. finally after analyzing the long horizontal crack in the windshield and the empty cup in my hand i put two and two together and realized that i wasn't infact dead, just shook up with a terrible back.

god. summer rocks.

i miss you guys.

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[05 Aug 2005|09:04am]
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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[19 Jul 2005|03:40am]
[ mood | tired ]

just becauseCollapse )

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emma [26 Jun 2005|01:22pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

so I'm lying here in my bed listening to some old school john mayer, and emma, all i can think about is you and me and sophomore year, with sundresses, wendys, wine, amalie, red glitter, red lipstick, blush, dancing, bamboo, ribbons, pig tails, circle skirts, laughing, crying, sneaking out, double shots, turbo truffles, the good life, thor, cold corn dogs, the beach, strawberries, "shouvles" and pales, duck duck dog, holding hands, justin, kittens, gay porn, laying in your front yard, town watch, wings, matching shirts, roller coaster hills, fireworks, the lake, tulips, car accidents, mambo italliano, point shoes, lucy dresses, cigarettes, mirror father mirror, skipping class, GOD what GREAT THINGS i will always have to remember, to make me smile when I feel the saddest. the time is a flying from beneath us, but this year has proved to me that nothing will EVER change. i know we did some weird things, like our silent fight, what was that!!? whatever, its cool - but emma, we will always be close, no matter what, and i hope there is never a time when i can't tell you everything, and we will live next to each other - and we will never miss martini time, and we will always bbq outside, our husbands will be friends, and our kids WILL LOVE EACH OTHER, and god we are girls, but we love it. and emma, i love how we are always trying to learn new things. i always thought it was the competition thing, and granted somethings were, but now i just want to take more of an interest in some of the things you do now that we aren't together as often so we can connect on even more levels - ya know? so we can talk about things if we ever for some f-ed up reason run out. i'm not quite sure what's put me in this nostalgic mood, but its nice to remember these things. sometimes i feel like i'm forgetting who i am here at pacific. i don't create art, i don't challenge myself, i settle for ok grades, i laugh at myself at a far more unhealthy level. I dont dislike who i've become or rather, how i've changed, but sometimes i just miss the days of over the top art and endless excuses. anyway - i just hope you know i'll always love you - and i will always remember.

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djshwkek [23 Jun 2005|08:43am]

and no one will understand how excited i am except for maybe carl.
and he can't even stay and watch the fire works with me.

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[06 Jun 2005|06:08pm]
hahahaha, hey - remember that one time in canada when we participated in ann anti-america rally?

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this one's for YOU emma! [06 Jun 2005|10:56am]
[ mood | amused ]

You are


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"canada is a magical place" -ben verd [31 May 2005|02:56pm]
[ mood | calm ]

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the boys
chiago, ben, daniel, danimal, and last but not least, steven in the back

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the girls
me, kaitlyn, and daniel haha

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the whole gang having a blast at the TONIC in vancouver b.c.

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[27 May 2005|10:02am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

going to canada today! horray!

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[25 May 2005|09:26pm]
[ mood | content ]

my new job is going to suck.
a lot.
but its a job.
that pays me 8.40 an hour.
so sweet!

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[23 May 2005|03:34am]
[ mood | cold ]

so school is out, until tuesday!
why did i ever think taking classes in the summer would be a good idea?
i'm pretty much retarded.
this town is super lonely when there's no school.

oh, and i totally hit up the bars thursday.
why? because i am a rebel.
and because they don't card in this town.
my ex-super-rad-RA was there
its weird with without having her down the hall.
and having no neighbors.

pacific university,
what a sad place.

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[16 May 2005|12:42am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

who ever thought of finals was a crack head and a hooker.

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[06 May 2005|02:35am]
ew they are making out behind me.

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